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craigslist: "Are you a Millionaire? Want a free box lunch?
Reply to: TimReynolds311@yahoo.com
Date: 2004-04-07, 3:31PM EDT

If you're a Millionaire looking for a quick C note and a free lunch email me! I work with a top notch investment management company who's looking to learn a little more about their clients' demographic.

Just come on down and answer some basic questions about what you're looking for in the realm of investment products. It won't take long - just a few hours. And if you scratch our back, we'll scratch yours.

100 bucks and a free lunch is our way of saying, 'Thank You!' Expect ham and cheese sandwich, variety of juices and grapes.

Compensation: 100 USD for 2-4 hours, sandwich lunch
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
Reposting this message elsewhere is NOT OK.
this is in or around Mid-town/Grand Central"

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