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Confuse A Cat, Ltd.

Confuse A Cat, Ltd.
Here we have the typical, unconfused cat. Note the sleepy expression in his eyes.



This cat hasn't been confused in ages. He knows his routine: eat, sleep, eat, sleep, sleep, sleep, annoy the owner, sleep, eat, etc... There are simply no variations in his day-to-day life and he, well, he's un-impressed.

Here at Confuse A Cat, our cat confusion experts will go to great lengths to confuse your cat.

With our specialised techniques, we can make your cat look like this. Notice the wide eyes, that glossy coat and that precious expression. This cat has absolutely no idea about what is going on and that is as it should be.



For one low fee, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. will come to your home with as many feline bewilderment technicians as we need. We will set-up our cat confusion lab and get straight to the serious business of confusing your cat.

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