AMCGLTD: February 2004 Archives :
"In the annals of parenting there are guides, tips, and dirty tricks. This is definitely a dirty trick of the foulest sort.
ELLEN, in sweet, innocent, congested voice: 'Could you check Olivia? I can't smell anything because of this cold!'
SCOTT: 'Sure, no problem.' Leans over to baby gumming a toy block sitting at the foot of the couch... *sniff* 'Yup, she needs changing.'
ELLEN, in completely clear normal voice: 'HA-HA! You found it first! You have to change her!'
SCOTT: 'ARG!'
Women are evil. I'm only just beginning to realize the implications of having two in the house.
The horror... the horror..."