Amy's Answering Machine

Amy Borkowsky has been saving her answering machine messages for over a decade, and the just-released second volume of her self- produced CD, 'Amy's Answering Machine' will again strike a strong a chord with anyone who's ever had a mother.
Both collections of hilarious, actual messages from Amy's mom tap into a universal problem: mothers who, despite our adult accomplishments, still treat us like babies.

New and old fans alike will listen and laugh as Amy dips back into her collection for “Amy’s Answering Machine / Volume 2: More Messages from Mom.” Hear Amy’s Mom advise her on how to avoid getting gum disease from kissing . . . lecture her for having breakfast without toast. . . and inform Amy of everything from product recalls to how to keep from getting her hand caught in an elevator door.

Or enjoy the classic hilarity of Volume 1, as Amy’s overprotective mother advises her on the safest clothes to wear in case of a plane crash...warns her of an impending snowstorm...tries to fix her up with millionaire
bachelors from a talk show...reminds her to go to the bathroom before getting in line at the DMV...and more.

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