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Part-time work 4 hrs/day, $15/hr: "Part-time work 4 hrs/day, $15/hr
Reply to: job-16786310@craigslist.org (forwards to an @aol.com address)
Date: 2003-09-25, 4:07PM

Please read the following VERY carefully before responding. We've had problems with applicants coming in for an interview not knowing exactly what the position entails.

There is a growing field in a very specific form of waste management. OFten-times, a family pet or a child will swallow a small valuable such as a diamond ring. Or in the course of a criminal investigation, a suspect will swallow a piece of contraband or evidence.

Nobody wants to sift through organic waste, and yet someone has to do it. That's where our company comes in.

We are looking for talented, motivated self-starters who are detail-oriented to work in the field of sifting through organic waste in search of small, hard-to-find objects. Available shifts are at our peak 'busy' hours - 7:30 - 11:30 am, 1 - 5 pm, or 6 - 10 pm. As you can see, we're constantly swamped in work, and are looking for resumes from people who are willing to get a start in this field. "

my reply email:

Date: Thu, 25 Sep 2003 15:16:37 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Jay K."
Subject: waste management
To: job-16786310@craigslist.org
Hi,
I've had over 13 years of experience with computers, dealing with Microsoft's Software.
I think that should qualify me for the job, due to the similarities between what Bill Gates and your clients produce.
l8tr,
Jay

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