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DNA Lounge: DNA Sequencing: "And now, another tale from the trenches.

It was around 2AM, and as is the custom in these parts, our staff were going around and taking alcohol away from people. Susanne took a cup from a girl who then turned and puked right on the dance floor. 'Oh my god, you just puked on the dance floor!' exclaimed Susanne. 'No I didn't!' said the girl. Susanne summoned an escort to introduce the girl to the great outdoors.

Susanne then noticed that the cup she had just taken from the girl was full of vomit.

Oh, and there was no need to clean up the puke on the dance floor: the dancing feet made it vanish of its own accord before anyone could get a mop over there.
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And may I again take this moment to point out that there are people in the world who think it's a good idea to TAKE OFF THEIR SHOES in nightclubs?"

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