Missplacing the Remote

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This BBC News story is about how a woman lost her only remote control for her BRAIN!

The remote controls a tremor contol brain implant, which needs to be turned off so that she can sleep. It was in her handbag when the bag was stolen.

One would think since everyone involved from the surgeon, to the Medtronics salesman, to the woman herself, has experianced the frustration of a lost television remote, they would have a few spares on hand, but it appears not to be the case.

I'm sure that Harry Benson would be laughing about this.

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