AMCGLTD: February 2004 Archives : "In the annals of parenting there are guides, tips, and dirty tricks. This is definitely a dirty trick of the foulest sort. ELLEN, in sweet, innocent, congested voice: 'Could you check Olivia? I can't smell anything because of this cold!' SCOTT: 'Sure, no problem.' Leans over to baby gumming a toy block sitting at the foot of the couch... *sniff* 'Yup, she needs changing.' ELLEN, in completely clear normal voice: 'HA-HA! You found it first! You have to change her!' SCOTT: 'ARG!' Women are evil. I'm only just beginning to realize the implications of having two in the house. The horror... the horror..."